Friday, November 22, 2013

Ash's Coma Theory, and Why It's Garbage

I assume you have already heard of this theory. If not, google 'ash coma' , and this creepypasta will be the first thing that pops up. Here is what I think of this theory.
So, the theory states that after Pikachu zapped Ash, Ash promptly went into a coma and imagined the rest of his journey, while in the coma, and that by completing his journey, he could escape the coma. This is absolute crap. I'll do as much as I can to disprove it, now.

"This theory explains why Ash doesn't physically change much."
Really, how many children's shows have you seen where the main character ages? And even if Ash did age, throughout the whole length of the series, he'd still be only about 12. 12, 10, not much difference. And he does look a little different...

"It explains why everything was calm when he started."
Every movie/TV show starts out normal and peaceful, and then gets into the swing of things and gets adventurous. Ash was just beginning. He hadn't hardly left his TOWN yet.

"It's why, when he goes to a new region, no one knows him, even though he has placed high in the Pokemon Leagues."
Ever heard of a Chinese pop star? Name one. Tick, tock, tick. Time's up! Betcha didn't get any. There ARE some however. You just didn't know them, because we are in a different culture. Same thing goes for the anime. No one knew Ash, because their culture was different, and they were too busy focusing on THEIR regions trainers.

"It explains why Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy are in every city. Ash recognized them from his hometown, and in his dream, imagined them everywhere."
Game Freak was too busy working on other things to care about working on a nurse or policewoman for EVERY city, which is like, over 100. That's more minor characters than there are Pokemon in certain generations.

I hope I've convinced everyone that this is garbage. Bye.

3 comments:

  1. You have convinced NOONE XD
    You don't disprove the theory in the slightest! You only give explanations (sometimes bad explanations, like the Jenny one) for some of the theory s arguments, but you don't even prove they're wrong, you literally just give plausible explanations

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  2. Hey how stupid are you he stated that most kids shows characters don't age and if he were aging he'd still be a kid based on the shows time plus getting shocked won't put you into a coma if that's the case it'd have to be lots of electricity plus I don't even think being shocked can put you in a coma it can make you go unconscious but not put you in a coma the theory is crap I was born in 2002 so I haven't seen early Pokemon episodes I always watched it growing up even though I hate adventures in unova bw other than that I loved the show and I could tell the theory was trash and I'm 12 soon to be 13 so get this if you fall on you face you don't instantly go into a coma it was stated in earlier episodes ash had a biking accident he had to hit the ground very hard to put him in a coma plus u need to re read the post think about it if lets say Mario the video game character aged he'd be fucking old so since he's still probably in his thirties lets instantly assume he and Luigi are in a coma fighting off shit and to be honest I wouldn't be so pissed if you weren't being such a dick about it I think everyone should have a choice to choose in what they believe in like this dumb ass theory but wait a minute you said no one believes him so you're trying to say you decide what everyone thinks personally I believe this guy and I think his statement made very much sense you made none and if you have anything to say go suck a dick

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    1. I made this nearly two years ago... don't you have anything better to do? Something besides looking at old blog posts?

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