BAD Puns.

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's bad puns! So let's get to some bad Pokemon puns!

How do you get a Pikachu onto a train?
You Pokemon!

What is the healthiest Pokemon?
Butterfree!

How do you get a Pikachu onto a train?
Audino. (I dunno) (I take credit for coming up with this)

What's Team Rocket's phone number?
1-800-KROOKADIAL (Ok that was really bad..)(I Take credit for coming up with this)

What is the fastest Pokemon?
A-Zoom-arill! (I take credit for coming up with this.)

What Pokemon has no hair?
Girafa-wig! (I take credit for coming up with this.)


What Pokemon likes fruit?
Peach-u! (MAKE IT STOP!) (Made this up myself, feel free to use all of my original puns.)

What Pokemon can get a driver's license?
LuCARio. (AHhhhhhhhHHH) (made this up, you can use it too.)

How do you know when a Pokemon is sick?
It'll start Koffing, and then it will start Weezing.

What do you do with sick Pokemon?
You Kyurem. (Cure 'em.)  (Sadly, I made this one up. Do me a solid and use it.)

How do you know when Kyurem sneaks up on you?
He's Cilan and Chili. (Silent and Chilly.) (It's bad, but it's mine. I'll share it, though.)

What does a friendly Pokemon say to greet you?
They can't talk. (This is my pun, you can use it.)

What would they say if they could talk?
Ho-oh. (Hello. And yes, this one was made by me. But, as always, you're more than welcome to use it.)

What Pokemon fights itself?
Dragonite. (Dragon-knight.) (It's so bad it makes me cry, but it's the child of my brain. Use it.)

What Pokemon kidnapped Pory?
Porygon. (Pory-gone. This is bad, use it. Don't want to live knowing it's mine.)

What Pokemon killed Pory?
Porygon,2. (Also mine. You can have it.)

Wait, What Pokemon kidnapped Pory?
Porygon-Z. (Porygon, see? Take it, even though it's mine.)


More coming later. Hope you enjoyed! And feel free to use these. They weren't all mine, they were only mine if I said they were.